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Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages, Videos and Pics - 20 Pics



Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages, Videos and Pics - 20 Pics



Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages, Videos and Pics - 20 Pics



Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages, Videos and Pics - 20 Pics



Funny WhatsApp Jokes, Messages, Videos and Pics - 20 Pics


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Relationship Workshop Jokes:

A workshop was done on women's relationship. They were told to send a message written "I Love You" to their husbands.

Top 10 replies from husbands are:

1. Are you alright? Feeling sick or something? Should I bring some medicine?

2. What happened? Did you again hit my car?

3. I am sorry, I didn't get it.

4. What did you do this time? I'm not going to leave you.

5. ?????

6. Do not make things up! Just tell me now how much do you want for your shopping?

7. You are telling me for whom this message was or I am going to kill you.

8. O god!!! Again your mom-dad are here?

9. I told you don't drink too much.

And the ultimate one:
10. May I know who is this?

Best and Funniest Jokes:

Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

Wine Wisdom Jokes:

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore we conclude: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

VERIFICATION: BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I'm doing it as a public service.
Have a nice day and enjoy a real drink!!!


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