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- Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday???
- My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.
- Chaar (Four) bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
- Lazy People Fact #5812672793
- I like to take the road less traveled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
- I can see you checking my whatsapp status.
- I'm looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- Fun is like life insurance. The older you get..the more it costs.
- My week is basically …
- Tried to lose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
- Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
- Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status….
- I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
- Waiting for a wi-fi network.
- Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
- I don't care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
- Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join Facebook and never leave home.
- You can't put a value on a human life, but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
- I will marry the girl who looks as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
21. Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
22. Your whatsapp status says online …..If your online then why aren't you texting me.
23. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
24. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
25. I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything.
26. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
27. Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
28. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
29. Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i'm always Calm & Silent.
30. Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.
31. Xcuse me..I found something under my shoes. .ohh it's your Attitude.
32. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
33. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
34. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature.
35. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
36. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
37. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
38. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
39. Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
40. I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt That's Not fair…
41. Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
42. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
43. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
44. Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life.
46. Roses are red, Sky is blue ..Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two !!!
47. I know the voices in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
48. I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
49. People r like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
50. Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
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