WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
I FELL FOR YOU
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
IDIOT
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
NEWSPAPER -
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it?
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WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
KNOWING YOURSELF
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
MATCHES
MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.
WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?